Chatur's Speach from 3 Idiots

After a long time I laughed so much in a movie! And let me present you that Funniest Speech from the movie 3 Idiots. Sorry my friends who doesn't understand Hindi, it can't be translated keeping the charm.

Cycle Achievers and above Trip in Eco-park Midnapur

Last two days were really great. We have arranged a Cycle Achiever (a Tag given to certain achievers in my organisation eBIZ.com Pvt. Ltd. ) and above Trip in my Hometown Midnapur. Most of them arrived within 12PM, and we started for Eco-tourism Park in Gopegarh, the country side road was very exciting, specially for those who are from Kolkata.
We reached there in near about 3PM, the place is really my favourite, and all my Leaders liked it too. Entrance path was beautifully decorated by two rows of trees at either side. There was a Trigonometric Point (See a Black Pyramid in the pictures above) Though the place was covered by bush, nobody wanted to miss the adventure of taking photos with it. With Sarojji with us, trip was with lots of laughter! From there we forwarded to the Flower Garden & the main park. We enjoyed the beauty of flowers and nature but experienced something priceless. We relived our childhood again!
Then we visited the tall tower, view from its top was not less than heaven. When we were returning it was already dark...everybody was afraid little bit because the place is not very safe after evening because of maoist activities, but it was adventurous too!
We returned to town around 6 PM and after getting fresh, all of us went to Khushi's    home, there we had some important group discussion, then had our dinner. Arrangement was good....Roomali Roti, Chicken Kasa, Mix Veg ... we had lots of fun while having dinner. Funny thing is Water Tank at Khushi's home became empty to supply water to so many for washing hand.
The next day (Saturday) Sarojji and Me started taking the training meeting from 9AM at Khushi's place. It was really one of the most memorable meeting of life, had really awesome discussion, found our faults, removed our ego, committed to our dreams and serving others more.
After the meeting was over, when everybody was returning home, I was saying Good Bye with smile, but really I had to hide my moist eyes, I am really grateful to eBIZ.com Pvt. Ltd. for giving me such a wonderful family with so many great friends. If any of you were present in that meeting and reading this post right now, I just want to tell you that I love you all, You mean a lot to me, and I promise that I will do my best to help you live your best life.

How to Catch a Lion - Professional's Suggestions

Just got this mail from my Friend Shuvarthy

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark

room with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears.

The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest.

Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.

You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Rahul Dravid s method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u.

U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion tired and surrenders

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

India! Find out your National leaders from the tree!

Just got this picture in an e-mail from my friend Shuvarthy (shuvarthy.besus@gmail.com) As much I can remember my father brought this picture many years ago, and it was on my wall. Ha ha...I used to show this to my friends...this is awesome piece of art...I am sure you will enjoy.

SARE JAHAN SE ACHA HINDUSTAN HAMARA. KNOW UR GREAT LEADERS AND REPLY ME.

This is an excellent piece of art! Take your own time ...u will see: ---------- TEN NATIONAL LEADERS within this tree. WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF ALL LEADERS AND REPLY ME. LETS SEE HOW MUCH U KNOW ABT GREAT LEADERS.